All About Nothing

I was in the grocery store two days ago. They were playing Christmas music.On November 19. CHRISTMAS MUSIC! ON NOVEMBER 19!

I’m distraught, so please forgive my rant. I do not believe what the world has come to. I do not believe how much I sound like my parents. I do not believe we are allowing ourselves to be marketed to in this fashion. It’s ridiculous. I would be feeling differently had I heard the season’s first music on November 23, but it was NOVEMBER 19! And I won’t even go into how the stores have been decorated for Christmas since Halloween.

Anyway, I have found a means of revolt; a way for all of us to try and regain our holiday spirit. Here it is:

Buy Nothing!

I believe this is a new holiday that could really take off. After all, most everyone already has the Friday after Thanksgiving off, right?

So tell your friends, tell your families. Repeat after me: “I will buy nothing on November 23, I will buy nothing on November 23, I will buy nothing on November 23, I will …”

At least check out the website.

Happy Thanksgiving / Buy Nothing Days.

4 Responses to “All About Nothing”

  1. Terry says:

    Well Timm, Today is the 23rd, and I was going to buy some stuff from you until I saw your “Buy Nothing Today” plea.
    In keeping with your wishes, I put away my credit card. Maybe next year.
    Peace Brother,

    Terry

  2. TB says:

    Terry,

    I’m so glad you’ve embraced the “buy nothing on the 23rd” suggestion. However, no one said anything about the 24th…

    After all, we DO have a run down economy to support, and you’ve got all that Lockheed money to spend – so why not spend some at TB.com during the holiday season??

    I’m saving to put my puppies through dog school.

  3. Terry says:

    Timm, your puppies are 30 years too old for that.

    As far as the 24th, too late, I already put the card back in the wallet. I only use it once a year.

    Terry

  4. TB says:

    Actually, I’m referring to my spaniel puppies, not my feet. And we do take cash, checks and money orders from CIT employees.

    Also, we’re running a special for guys named Terry from Rhode Island this month: 2 for the price of 3!

    Keep in touch…

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